The amount of things that I crammed into this month is ridiculous!
Seriously....I started the month out in LA, drove back to New Orleans, then went to Atlanta. Honestly, as I write this post, I have NO clue how I did this month as I honestly don't even know what I was doing a few days ago.
So let's review, shall we?
Read a book every month:
Double whammy! I must admit, it's alot easier keeping up with this resolution when I read humorous books. I feel somewhat guilty over not reading classic novels....but clearly the guilt doesn't win as I continue to read the same sort of books.
This month was
Lets Explore Diabetes with Owls by David Sedaris AND
Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me by a bunch of people she f*cks with.
I enjoyed both books but David, of course, wins. Plus, the Chelsea Handler book wasn't actually written by her, it was just about her, so it wasn't as funny as her other books.
BTW, has anyone gone to a David Sedaris book signing. I've been trying to go to one for
TWO FRICKIN' YEARS and my work keeps getting in the way. This man tours a lot so I have no idea how this is possible. If you have, please tell me stories. I
adoooooore him and his sister Amy.
Drink less alcohol, consume more water:
87%, I have had a few power drinking nights but I have been killin' it with water.
Once again, I am just proud of myself for drinking more water. The alcohol thing may never truly calm down until I'm pregnant one day. I live in New Orleans, sue me.
Attend at least one Quaker meeting a month:
RAIN CHECK? Ok, so I know you are probably tired of hearing excuses but.....I WASN'T EVEN IN THE SAME STATE any given Sunday. I have literally been driving through states every Sunday this month so this resolution physically couldn't be completed.
Journal Often:
Failed. Oh hey there resolution I keep forgetting about!
Bake 1-2 new recipes a month:
Check. If I could say, "Go f*ck yourself" to any of my resolutions it would be this one. I always hated baking and hoped that forcing myself to do it monthly I would learn the craft and love it.....but nope! 6 months in and I hate this more then ever. I also believe that I have coined new curse words while baking.
Oh, and
Lemon Blueberry Drizzle Bread, I hated baking you.
No computer use in the bedroom (but for music purposes):
Nope, I'm hoping that all the season finales of my favorite shows will help with this one.....maybe
Travel to 2-4 new (to me) cities in the US by the end of the year:
Bonus point, this month was FULL of driving all over the US. I started the month in LA. Drove back to New Orleans stopping in El Paso, Texas and Houston, Texas. Took a short road trip breather. Picked up again, this time to Atlanta, Georgia. And somehow squeezed in a mini-trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee.
So, no real "new to me" cities but, hot damn, I covered a lot of America this month!
*Patting myself on the back*
So yeah, I kinda sucked this month. Not surprising. I frequently have forgotten what state I'm actually in through-out this month so the fact that I remembered to even think about any of these resolutions is a surprise to me.
Were you able to keep up with your resolutions?